MAN IN HOSPITAL WITH COLLAPSED RECTUM AFTER FORCING OUT POO BEFORE SLIMMING WORLD WEIGH-IN

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Harry Monk a 32 year old man from Southend, has been taken to hospital after trying desperately to force a poo few minutes before weight-in at the local of SLIMMING WORLD, according to witnesses, he was serious about losing every last ounce before getting himself weighed at the Shaun Goater Sports and Social Club on Fairfax Drive this evening.

“After making such of hilarious noises followed by a huge scream in a toilet cubicle, we kicked the door down and there was a terrible mess in there, the ambulance arrived and they knew immediately that his rectum is collapsed »

The club’s manager Stephanie Dawes denied this fact and said : « We don’t advise our members to try and do some sort of last ditch bowel movement as fecal matter is actually incredibly light. » and affirm that ‘It won’t make any difference at the weigh-in, even if you are a mature male rhino.’

It is not the first time with this type of incidence, almost a week, another slimmer at an Essex slimming club in Chelmsford showed up ‘bollock naked’ on the scales to try and counteract the Greggs sausage roll she had for lunch.

Source : http://southendnewsnetwork.com/…/man-taken-to-hospital…/